Dahmer Carols

Jeffrey Dahmer used to spice up his holidays tunes with new lyrics. Here they are...

Silent night, hungry night

Oven is warm, gas alight,

Round young baby cleansed of it's bile

Tasty infant so tender and mild

Bake in spicy parsley,

at four-fifty degrees.

Add in Pa Yum Yum Yum Yum appropriately.

Come they told me

Our new born king to feast

Our finest knives we bring

Today we eat the king

So to flavor him

When we come

I am a poor boy too

I have no knife to bring

That's fit to slice our king

Shall I eat of you

Every crumb

Mary joined in

The Sox and the child with tyme

I ate his drumstick thin

I was no longer thin.

Then he smiled at me

Me and my tum